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EAT A BIG, SMOKIN' FAT ONE, JANUARY.
We had this long period of arctic cold, lots of snow, and it was quite dreadful. And then, one day in the middle, there was a weather forecast of a freak warm spell of 50 or 60 degrees,followed by even sharper cold temperatures. Guess how long the warm spell lasted? A night. Overnight. Not even a second during daylight hours. I'll never forget that as long as I live.
If I had any clue he was gonna even consider something so unbelievably dumb, I woulda showed up that night after he got out of work, given him the mightiest man-slap the world has ever seen, snatched his keys and thrown them into the sun.
Okay, that last part might have been especially needless. But yeah, crappy January story.